She forces me to watch terrible "vampire" movies. She acts like she doesn't even know what a vampire is.
He refuses to engage with the fact that I am a vampire. He also smells like wood.
You know what you did.
I hate you freaks. Stay the hell out of the Vampire Abyss, lycanthropes.
Same as above.
Twilight is the worst piece of film or literature I've everhad the displeasure of being forced to see. It is the worst think ever. Fuck you Stephenie.
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